this forcast is for all the ladies out there

so the hurricanes are being quite relentless at the moment.

if hurricane ivan hits florida, that would just be crazy. really, i think that everyone should leave the state until hurricane season is over, just move 'em all out of there. i know i'd be getting the hell out of there - actually i would've gotten the hell out of there before frances. right now it's headed straight for jamaica - poor jamaica.

actually the weather guy just said "the weather goes downhill friday afternoon in jamaica." well that's got to be the understatement of the year dude. my friend and i have been watching twc for the past half hour, and we actually think he's been hitting the sauce. he's made a bunch of really stupid comments, like "don't go out on the beach tomorrow" in jamaica". and "in the short term forecast, will ivan hit florida? no. not in the short term." oi. here's some of what jon and i said:

jon: lol, i think he is drunk
me: hehe
jon: he's not angry drunk though
me: no, very "hey maaan" drunk
jon: what you didn't see was him trip over the cord and fall on the floor walking off camera
me: hee - he's so happy looking
jon: he's gonna turn to the girl and be like "so, you come here often?"
me: he almost laughed when he said the reporters name
me: all "hee, she has a funny foreign name"
jon: to his credit, he was able to say powerful punch
me: true
jon: he's the lost member of the rat pack or something
me: he so is
me: oh, dude just totally rolled the r in rain
jon: florida is thinking "luck be a lady tonight..."
me: i think he has a cocktail under that desk
jon: "this forecast is for all the ladies out there"
me: haha, he's practically singing the weather
jon: i expect someone to throw him a mic from offstage and him to start singing... and a piano to slide on stage right

it really is like watching dean martin do the weather, and he practically has the cocktail in his hand while he's point to the map.

oh, and they showed pictures of the boards people put over their windows in florida and the stuff they write on them like "go away frances!". that is so stupid. it's not like the hurricane's going to read the signs and go "oh, i'm terribly sorry, i thought you wanted me to destroy your home... my this is embarrassing, well, i'll just go back out to the atlantic now, sorry for all the worry! have a nice day!" jon says they should show a blown down house and a sign that says "bring it on frances."

but anyway, i'd be getting out of florida - especially if i happened to live wherever they send jim cantore. dude always ends up where the storm hits the worst. no kidding - punta gorda, palm beach, etc. it's uncanny really. jon also says they should have a sign that says "go away jim cantore." hee.

i've been writing this instead of my homework assignment that is due tomorrow, so i should probably get on that.